Columbia Shorts - Part 1 (Research)

Columbia's shorts have pockets like blue jeans - scooped low in front, and two pointed ones in back. There are no darts in front, and a single dart on each back piece (tapering behind the pocket). I've never found a pattern with all of these attributes, so be prepared to make some alterations. Blue Jean patterns offer a similar fit, but you'll probably have to remedy the horizontal panel above the back pockets and drop in a vertical dart there. 

 It's my opinion that her ribbons are all the same size, except the thin ones are merely folded in half. That's why the thin ones appear to only have one "edging". I've been able to duplicate the effect with a few rolls of scotch tape and coordinating colors of glittery fabric paint, but it is a serious pain in the ass


 Satin ribbons are durable, and by far the easiest to find. You can often find metallic ribbon in limited colors, but orange seems to be the most elusive. Metallic ribbons will not last as long - they are craft ribbon, and not intended for wearing. 



 Getting all the colors in order is exhausting. I started by looking at photos and cross-referencing the Anal Costume Site. Here's what I've come up - but I still recommend everyone should confirm their own research. 

Left Front Leg (Zipper -> Left Hip) 
Wide Red 
Narrow Green 
Wide Orange 
(gap) 
Wide Green 
Narrow Red 
Wide Blue
(gap) 
Wide Red 
Wide Gold 

Right Front Leg (Zipper -> Right Hip) 
Wide Green 
Narrow Orange 
Wide Blue 
(gap) 
Wide Red 
Narrow Green 
Wide Gold 
(gap) 
Wide Green 
Wide Orange 

Left Back Leg (Left Hip -> Butt Crack) 
Wide Green 
Narrow Blue 
Wide Orange 
(gap) 
Wide Red 
Narrow Orange 
Wide Green 
(gap) 
Wide Blue 
(gap) 
Wide Gold 
Narrow Green 
Wide Red 

Right Back Leg (Right Hip -> Butt Crack) 
Wide Gold 
Narrow Blue 
Wide Red 
(gap) 
Wide Green 
Narrow Gold 
Wide Blue 
(gap) 
Wide Red
(gap) 
Narrow Red 
Wide Mystery (Orange? Maybe?) 

Left Back Pocket 
Narrow Blue 
Narrow Green 
Wide Gold 
Wide Red 

Right Back Pocket 
Narrow Blue 
Narrow Green 
Wide Orange 
Wide Gold